Marcus Samuelsson in the House!

Dinner out with friends
Corn bread and tomato jam
Raves for Red Rooster!

Twisted Ankle

I stepped off the curb,
And I miscalculated.
Damn my weak ankle.

Dental Hygienist

Open up wider?
My small mouth does not allow
For your attitude.

Work Colleague

What was that statement?
Why must you cough at key times?
Meetings with you suck.

Season 2 in 2012? WTF.

Damn you Game of Thrones!
Stopping just as it got good.
Season One let down.

Are you too cool?

It does not make sense
Smoking a cigarette while
riding hipster bike.

Stupid Places to Use Your Cell Phone

Shakespeare in the Park
is great unless some dumb schmuck
talks on their cell phone.

Please Don't Touch Me

Commuting to work
Everyday is a struggle
For personal space.

Curb Your Dog

Crazy old lady,
Let my dog do his business
Too bad for the plant.

Time Warner Cable

Must watch my TV,
But Time Warner Cable sucks.
Half a show, not good.